i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
kaddie: do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe
capezzoli-sodi: i apologize to anyone who follows me and hasnt watched arrested development, you probably dont understand half the things i reblog
moominboy: next time you get into an argument with someone dont get mad challenge them to a duel if youre in the right the heart of the cards will guide you
moraniarty: you know you’ve stayed up too late when the australians start blogging
donkeykongcountry2: “i dont care about looks” LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR YOU ARE LYING
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
assgod: i’m watching icarly and how does nickelodeon expect me to believe that nevel is not gay
voteschneider: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
ruffalowildwings: do you think as kids loki and thor slept in the same room and thor talked about girls he liked and stuff and loki would tell him what to say but never talk about girls himself and finally thor’s like “don’t you like girls” and loki is like “not really” and thor is like “oh ok” and then asks him what dudes he likes and that’s it that’s the story and then loki fucks a horse...
gossipgran: punctuated text posts make me uncomfortable please stop
okaysizedbangtheory: jellyfish are 97% water and 3% asshole
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
patronsaintofqualityfootwear: okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
thatsoratchet: you cant be mean to me bc im gay
mechastreisand: im happy tom cruise and katie holmes are getting divorced. now they can both find they guy of their dreams
nostalgiaultra: Maybe i can cosplay the child my parents wanted me to be =/ =/ =/
rumour: so at meet ups all you do is blog but in the same room wow fun
doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second.
billywilder: I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you